Nanoparticles (NPs) have wide applications in physical and chemical processes, and their individual properties (e.g., shape, size, and composition) and ensemble properties (e.g., distribution and homogeneity) can significantly affect the performance. However, the extrapolation of information from a single particle to the ensemble remains a challenge due to the lack of suitable techniques. Herein, we report a high-throughput single-particle inductively coupled plasma mass spectrometry (SP-ICP-MS)-based protocol to simultaneously determine the size, count, and elemental makeup of several thousands of (an)isotropic NPs independent of composition, size, shape, and dispersing medium with atomistic precision in a matter of minutes. By introducing highly diluted nebulized aqueous dispersions of NPs directly into the plasma torch of an ICP-MS instrument, individual NPs are atomized and ionized, resulting in ion plumes that can be registered by the mass analyzer. Our proposed protocol includes a phase transfer step for NPs synthesized in organic media, which are otherwise incompatible with ICP-MS instruments, and a modeling tool that extends the measurement of particle morphologies beyond spherical to include cubes, truncated octahedra, and tetrahedra, exemplified by anisotropic Cu NPs. Finally, we demonstrate the versatility of our method by studying the doping of bulk-dilute (<1 at. %) CuAg nanosurface alloys as well as the ease with which ensemble composition distributions of multimetallic NPs (i.e., CuPd and CuPdAg) can be obtained providing different insights in the chemistry of nanomaterials. We believe our combined protocol could deepen the understanding of macroscopic phenomena involving nanoscale structures by bringing about a statistics renaissance in research areas including, among others, materials science, materials chemistry, (nano)physics, (nano)photonics, catalysis, and electrochemistry.