Type classes have been well-established as a powerful tool to write generic algorithms and data structures while escaping vexing limitations of subtyping with respect to extensibility, binary methods, and partial abstractions. Unfortunately, type classes are typically inadequate to express run-time polymorphism and dynamic dispatch, two features considered central to object-oriented systems. This paper explains how to alleviate this problem in Scala. We present existential containers, a form of existential types bounded by type classes rather than types, and explain how to implement them using Scala's existing features.